Friday, January 29, 2016

Middle Earth



So I promised that the master would appear on this blog eventually. :) This is the second of my World posts and I intend to talk about both the books of Middle Earth and the movie adaptations, including a couple of parodies. I will, as much as possible, do a book from the Middle Earth cannon that I have actually read and then do a movie adaptation. So let us begin:


The Silmarillion
Published posthumously by Tolkien's son Christopher this is the history of Middle Earth prior to a hobbit named Bilbo and the One Ring. Many fans don't like this book because it reads like a history book instead of the story book we have come to love in the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Since I love history, I love this book. The Silmarillion details the creation of Middle Earth by Illuvater and the Ainer. It then talks about how some of the Ainer came down to earth and became the Valar, or the gods of this world. Beginning with that creation, and tells many historical details up until the War of the Ring. Many fans are clamoring for a movie adaptation of this book. I think it would make a better TV show, there's a lot going on in this book. 

The Hobbit (1977)
Done by Rankin/Bass of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer fame, this is actually a fairly accurate adaptation of the book. There are certainly some odd choices of animation, for instance Gollum looks like a giant frog and I'm really not sure what they're doing with the Elven King, but for what it's worth it captures the style and tone of the book much better than Peter Jackson's trilogy nearly 30 years later. Worth a watch if nothing else.
 

The Hobbit
And this, my friends, is where it really began, at least for the public. With a boring day grading papers and a hobbit in a hole. The story tells the tale of Bilbo Baggins, a respectable hobbit of the Shire who goes on a quest to help thirteen dwarves defeat a dragon that has stolen their gold. The story is fun and light, although with some darker elements that really make you feel a part of the world that Tolkien creates. A great introduction to the World for younger readers.

The Hobbit Trilogy (The Unexpected Journey, The Desolation of Smaug, The Battle of the Five Armies)
Peter Jackson's trilogy is a lot more grown up then Rankin/Bass' original version of the tale. It takes a lot of liberties with the text and is certainly weaker than his Lord of the Rings Trilogy 10 years prior. But for what it's worth, I don't think the movies are that bad. I knew great liberties would be taken with the text when they told me that they would be adapting a shorter children's book into 3 movies, so I went into the theater expecting to be entertained and not really find a faithful adaptation. I think that they stuck pretty close to the spirit of Middle Earth and this beloved classic, so I walked out happy. Do I think that Jackson spent way too much time on CGI this time around? Yes. Do I think that Battle is certainly the weakest of the 6 movies in Jackson's cinematic world here with too much time spent with crazy Thorin and Albert? Yes. But the thing that bothers most people the most, the relationship between Kili and Tauriel didn't bother me. Hey, if Kili showed up at my door, I'd snap him up in a heartbeat myself. :) If you go in expecting a fun romp in Middle Earth, you will not be disappointed.
 


The Lord of the Rings
Tolkien's publisher wanted a sequel to the Hobbit and they got the Lord of the Rings. A project that took Tolkien nearly twenty years and is much darker than its lighter prequel. This story tells the tale of Bilbo's nephew, Frodo who has to take the evil One Ring to the heart of Mt. Doom and throw it into the fire. This story has a lot of darker overtones and you see more of Middle Earth than was ever mentioned in The Hobbit. We have the heroic Aragorn, the heir to the throne of Gondor, Legolas, the Elf King's son, and Gimli, the son of one of Bilbo's original companions plus 3 more hobbits, Borimor, and the wizard Gandalf. The story is the pinnacle of literary fantasy and showed the world that adults would read fantasy and it should not be regulated to the annals of childhood.




The Lord of the Rings (1978)
I guess the main problem I have with this movie is that they tried to cram both the Fellowship of the Ring and the Two Towers into one 2 hour movie. It feels very rushed and I don't feel that people have a full exposure to the wonderful richness of the story. I also feel that new innovative technology they tried to use in this cartoon just looked dumb, but hey with what it had to work with this isn't completely bad. Frodo at least is braver than he'd later be portrayed by Jackson. :)

 


The Adventures of Tom Bombadil
Tom Bombadil is an interesting character met by the four hobbits in the Old Forest. No one really knows where he came from or what he really is. These short stories really explore Tom's power over his little realm and the world around him. In the first story, everything tries to kill him, but Tom conquers because he's Tom Bombadil. That's just what he does.


The Return of the King (1980)
The last of the cartoon movies, this one is also made by Rankin/Bass. Again, for what it's worth it's not a bad movie. It concentrates far more on Frodo and Sam's quest, but since this was the heart of the whole trilogy, that's not a bad thing. We talk briefly about the other characters, but there's not as many battles here to try to illustrate. I actually kind of like this movie.


Bored of the Rings by National Lampoon
A clever, if slightly vulgar, parody of the Masterpiece. All of the elements are there as Frito has to take the evil ring to the Heart of Mordor. It makes lots of references to other pop culture icons like an "old dwarf song" that begins with "High-Ho, High Ho." If you can get past the vulgarity, the story is fun to read in the spirit in which it was written.


The Lord of the Rings Movie Trilogy
This movie trilogy was nominated for several Oscars and the Return of the King won Best Picture which is rare for a fantasy movie. This movie is awesome. It is the pinnacle of all fantasy movies before or since. Jackson in this trilogy stayed very close to the books and it's just wonderful. Nothing more to say.

Lord of the Rings: Let it Go
The parody group Hillywood Song did a wonderful adaptation of Let it Go from Frozen with Lord of the Rings lyrics. It's featured below:
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wNnbMCrtZg&index=1&list=PLZeM6nlJE1qVlOy-PYmLafeitLAaE28CN
Lord of the Beans (2005)
This Veggie Tale video is all about using your gifts. Toto Baggypants sets out with Earocorn, Legolam, Grumpy, Randolf, and Legolam's cousin who had nothing else to do that day to discover what to do with the mysterious bean he's inherited from his uncle Billboy. He must travel to the land of Woe to find out what he needs to do. It has a great message to it and is a fun parody of the Lord of the Rings.

The River Sings
Valerio Ottaviani on YouTube did this awesome fan video to Enya's the River Sings. It has aspects of Jackson's Fellowship and Two Towers.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MOZ4YFGTo&index=23&list=PLZeM6nlJE1qVlOy-PYmLafeitLAaE28CN